Tinder has taken the world by storm. You can love it, you can hate it, but you cannot ignore it. What started in 2012 as an experiment has now become the world’s favourite dating app. Almost everyone we know is on tinder. It is the place where you go to when you need new friends or a date for the evening. The app’s interest based matching approach often gets you filtered matches, which can save you from a lot of hit and trials.
Despite all its popularity and people making profiles in all seriousness, we always come across a witty one every now and then. The signature puns and witty one liners often leave us in splits. So today we bring you some of the best profiles and conversations we came across in the recent times.
1. The Man From The Night’s Watch:
While we all are fans of the Game of Thrones, someone witty took it to the next level. The way he talks looks like he is someone who is really a member of the ‘watch’ and can’t let anything wrong go around. I hope he attends one of the parties I go to.
2. The One True Girl Of Everyone’s Dreams:
Everyone wants their stomach to be stuffed with food. And quite often we expect our partners to take care of it. A girl of every foodie’s dreams. I am waiting for her to show up on my tinder feed.
3. The Married Guy’s Fling
Because who doesn’t know telling others that you are married will get you laid. Isn’t it. At least this is what this gentleman thought. Adding three kids would just spice up the deal. And why wouldn’t you love to show up at his family events. Irresistable, isn’t he ?
4. Because Farts Is What We Are Here To Talk About:
Who doesn’t want to talk about farts on tinder. Don’t believe me, see the picture below. When eating is what you can think about all day, you are bound to think about its allied effects. And that is exactly what this tinder bio is all about. I bet you never thought about farts this way.
5. When All You Care About Is Nuggets:
Who doesn’t love nuggets. Who doesn’t love them on a date? I would love to have them on a date. So does this girl. When we involve the spirit of competition for eating nuggets, things get a little spicy. The prize is worth trying for though. You can see an escort when you wish though.
- When You Are Too Young To Have Done Everything:
When you have achieved everything that you have wanted to do, including living on five continents and what not, and all of this by the age of twenty nine. Who wouldn’t want to date you if all of this was true, well if it was.
7. Because Sixty Nine Is Everyone’s Favourite Number
Well, atleast I agree that one number that can give everyone a subtle arousal, that is undoubtedly sixty nine. Those who have experienced it have undoubtedly put it on their things to do list and always prefer it to be a part of their love making acts. Some people love it so much so that they put it on their bio.
So there you have it, the seven images we found that had us rolling in laughter and sometimes wondering if they were even serious or not. But one thing is certain, they did give us some good laughs.